no-this-is-ryan:

My favourite Da Vinky twins trans ally moments:

• When they said their pronouns are they/them because there’s 2 of them
• “It doesn’t matter what your pronouns are, because at the end of the day, it’s night”

tolbre:

My mom washed this shirt for me 💀

cryptotheism:

girl-effigy:

robotgirlbutt:

empresszero:

julia3alttp:

geothefafa:

julia3alttp:

decayalectical-deactivated20221:

julia3alttp:

cryptotheism:

Okay but whose subjective experience is ontologically correct????

mine

Hers

mine

julia’s

mine

yeah its julias

Julia’s

yeah julia’s

Hm guess that settles that. This “philosophy” shit is pretty easy.

homoluigi:

mousegirlheart:

🐁← so scared

worlds-smallest-epsilon:

nick-nonya:

momusu-saval:

What if you put toothpaste on your dick and I used it as a toothbrush😍

How to Detect Carbon Monoxide: Warning Signs and Prevention

You may have heard of the risks of carbon monoxide (CO), but how can you check if it's in your home? Carbon monoxide is an odorless and colo

wikiHow

coffebits:

Tulin’s my favorite ❤️ and the boss fight music was fireee 🔥

Also, you can find this as a print here ✨

gingersnapwolves:

Y’ALL. We have one of those cling film covers in our bathroom window for privacy and in the afternoon when the sun hits it just right, it makes rainbows, right? And today my wife sends me the best pic she’s ever taken:

garaks-padded-bra:

garaks-padded-bra:

forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well

Iwasnt watching it. Time measurement for the everyman

pigswithwings:

“damn I’m crying over an insect” “why am I having such strong feelings over how the sky looks” “it’s weird how happy this small thing made me feel” THAT’S BECAUSE YOU LIVE HERE!!!! you live on this earth. everything all the time is an experience, no matter how common or mundane. this world is unique. so are its small moments. it is good to enjoy a tiny thing. you love the world even at its smallest scale.

bigender2:

bigender2:

the wii still feels like the height of technology to me. like it feels like a mystical thing to use

whos doing it better than her. nobody. it took 14 experienced blacksmiths working day and night in the mountain forges to come up with this design why do we try anymore

silent-calling:

snowie-skyes:

theindiemaniac:

Twitter looking a lot like an “adult site” now 😂

Since when does Xbox do porn?

With the number of times people have threatened to fuck my mom, I’d say as soon as Xbox Live became a thing.

fantasizinboutnickiandbey:

decellie03:

memewhore:

nothing will ever be funnier to me than the 30-50 feral hogs joke phase, I think about it at least once a week

Happy 30-50 feral hogs day

dingdongyouarewrong:

the fucked up thing about being an employedgirl is. did you know they make me do tasks

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

They should remove voice acting from the legend of Zelda series so I can rename the main character Lonk again

The old games are hyped up more than they deserve but they are good because you can name the elf boy Gregory if you want to.

I usually call him Lonk.